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pizzaforpresident:

My friend and I were driving around the windows down and I noticed that it smelled like campfire and I was like “I love that smell, I wish it smelled like that all the time” and then I drove past a burning house. 

OMFG YOU GUYS LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT COLDSTONE BITCH THIS IS THE ICE CREAM. IT HAS THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING DAIRY CONTENT IN ALL OF THE ICE CREAM IN CANADA BITCH. YOU TIRED OF NORMAL ICE CREAM FLAVORS? NO PROBLEM. MOTHER FUCKING DOUBLE DOUBLE ICE CREAM. ICE CAPP. APPLE FRITTER. BITCH THIS MOTHERFUCKING ICE CREAM IS SO GOOD THAT YOU CAN’T HANDLE IT. YOU WANT BROWNIES IN THAT SHIT? KIT KAT? SMARTIES? FUDGE? CARAMEL? BITCH THEY GOT IT AND THEN SOME. YOU’LL COME CRAWLING BACK IN TEARS FOR MORE IN AN HOUR BECAUSE IT’S THAT MOTHERFUCKING GOOD.

OMFG YOU GUYS LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT COLDSTONE BITCH THIS IS THE ICE CREAM. IT HAS THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING DAIRY CONTENT IN ALL OF THE ICE CREAM IN CANADA BITCH. YOU TIRED OF NORMAL ICE CREAM FLAVORS? NO PROBLEM. MOTHER FUCKING DOUBLE DOUBLE ICE CREAM. ICE CAPP. APPLE FRITTER. BITCH THIS MOTHERFUCKING ICE CREAM IS SO GOOD THAT YOU CAN’T HANDLE IT. YOU WANT BROWNIES IN THAT SHIT? KIT KAT? SMARTIES? FUDGE? CARAMEL? BITCH THEY GOT IT AND THEN SOME. YOU’LL COME CRAWLING BACK IN TEARS FOR MORE IN AN HOUR BECAUSE IT’S THAT MOTHERFUCKING GOOD.

(Source: almostvintage)

The difference between bees and wasps.

  • Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
  • Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.

Reblog if you have an imaginary life inside your head

(Source: 7bottles)

casuallysteverogers:

im not watching eurovision

and my dash is highly confusing right now

 

little-annoying-vocaloid-things:

Submitted by anonymous.

welcumtobonercity:

themadsquirrel09:

commander-pop-n-fresh:

sherlockjumpedoffbartsand:

deviouslydoomed:

jiinkiie2:

the-fever-prince:

metasepia:

kinomatika:

LITERALLY SCREAMING

me too

THERE ARE TEARS. RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. HEY GUYS FAIR WARNING, DON’T DRINK ORANGE JUICE WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO UNLESS YOU’RE OKAY WITH CLEANING SALIVA AND LIQUID FRUIT OFF OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR.

i CNATN TFIUCKIGNG CBREATHE EJSU U

SWISS FUCKING CHEESE DKSBSKSHDSKSJ

I WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL OKAY RGLKJHGDSAKJHGAD

Best thing I’ve seen all day.

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karkat plays video games

horyhetaria:

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jmichaeltatumlove:

In honor of his birthday today, I have decided to make a photoset of my favorite pictures of him.

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